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Hilarious spam email

Postby K2 » Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:24 pm

I can't make this shit up. Found this in my spam folder this evening...

Mr Timothy Geithner <test@wsie.pl>
Feb 13 (1 day ago)

to undisclosed recipients

I am Timothy Geithner, Secretary of the United States
National Treasury.The United Nations has given me an Instruction also with
the World Bank to wire a sum of $5m into your Bank Account in a Legal way
that is why I have contacted you the United States Department of Justice, The Attorney Eric
H. Holder Jr will get some documents for you so that this Transaction can be
completed without delay.

the following documents needed are as follows.

1: United Nations Stop Order Document
2: World Bank Clearance Certificate
3: President's Approval Letter
4: Proof of Ownership Certificate.

These four documents are needed before I can proceed with the transfer into
your bank account in the meantime; I want you to confirm the following
details to me.

Legal First and Last Name
:Complete Residential Address & Age
Direct Telephone No & Fax
Legal Occupation and Position
Address of Occupation

Please get back to me as soon as possible so we can be done as soon as
possible, the President of the United States ( President Barrack Obama)
wasn't in the office yesterday, so i wasn’t able to get his Approval Certificate
from his office. get back to me via my Personal Email and Note
that you can reach me faster via my personal email.

Thanks and God Bless you


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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby Best_predator » Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:38 am

lol, sounds like it was written by a middle school student trying to sound smart.
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Feb 23rd, 2013 at 2:01 pm

$5m that's it? Cheap bastards... :P
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby Nad » Feb 28th, 2013 at 9:51 am

The sad part is the kind of people who would believe the treasury would send them $5m, would also believe that the AG, POTUS, and TS would all be directly involved in the paperwork.
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Apr 6th, 2013 at 12:25 am

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Apr 11th, 2013 at 12:55 pm

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Sep 4th, 2013 at 3:02 am

FBI OFFICE (ewtyewtyewet@hotmail.com) wrote:Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: http://www.fbi.gov


Attention, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me?

I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested, and today if you
fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account
until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that
they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.

Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies in America for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn
people from having any deals with you. This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where
instructed in the e-mail below.this is the federal bureau of investigation (fbi) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to
inform you that there is no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January. As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your
properties confiscated.

You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the
process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 48hours as strictly signed by the
fbi director. We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if

you id is placed on our website as a wanted person, i believe you know that it will be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in
all the local channels that you are wanted by the fbi. As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $98.00 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you.

You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been
signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest will be carried out, and from our investigations we learnt that you were the person that forwarded
your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Nigeria when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the
sum of $10.500,000.00 usd.

I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you till 9/3/2013 so that you could get this process done because i learnt that you were sent several e-mail
without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law
and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.

NAME: UZOUKWU CLETUS
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:FOR
ANSWER: YOU
AMOUNT: $98
Senders name======

Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate
making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately without any further delay. After all
this process has been carried out, then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $10.500,000.00
usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.

Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to
make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism,
money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.


THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.



ROBERT MUELLER



WASHINGTON DC

Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
Fbi Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: http://www.fbi.gov




lol :o
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby K2 » Sep 4th, 2013 at 5:19 pm

hahahahahah

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Dec 29th, 2013 at 2:26 am

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Seems legit. :P
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby K2 » Dec 29th, 2013 at 8:37 am

Love the grammar.

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Feb 1st, 2014 at 3:02 pm

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Wish someone would send me some of this money for real. :P
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Feb 27th, 2014 at 5:08 am

Talk about lol...

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Jul 18th, 2014 at 1:06 pm

Told you $5mil was cheap, I just hit the jackpot! :D

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby Nad » Aug 10th, 2014 at 6:48 pm

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From My Heart and With humble Regards.
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby K2 » Aug 11th, 2014 at 12:31 pm

You got my email!

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Apr 18th, 2015 at 2:17 am

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That link, lol.
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby Nad » Apr 18th, 2015 at 10:04 am

Obamadating.ru, might be legit
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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby doofy » Apr 25th, 2015 at 11:24 pm

Nad wrote:Obamadating.ru, might be legit


Pretty sure I saw sX on there...

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Re: Hilarious spam email

Postby KillerClown » Sep 5th, 2015 at 3:05 am

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Meet Larry, the 25 year old female. :twisted:
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