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Things I learned from...

Postby Timmy » Jul 20th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

This is a forum topic people do for bad movies, simply watch bad movie, and point out the glaringly stupid parts with a "things I learned from" bit. Start your own, or add to an existing movie posted. I'll start with one I just watched.

Things I learned from "Hunt to Kill"

1. Steve Austin really likes climbing cliffs.

2. Wearing soaking wet clothes in near freezing weather has no adverse affects.

3. Survival packs were put together by pranksters. Scalpels but no first aid kit, crossbow without bolts, facepaint...

4. Losing consciousness while bleeding from a gut wound in a freezing river is never fatal.

5. Bad guys with a broken leg about to be left behind by other bad guys never use their guns.

6. Flare guns reload themselves.

7. Be sure to shoot the weak bad guys, but engage in melee with the martial artist bad guys.

8. Border patrol agents are better combat trained than Navy Seals.

9. The bad guy with the most unwieldy gun is always the leader.


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Re: Things I learned from...

Postby K2 » Jul 20th, 2011 at 5:09 pm

omg where do I begin...

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Re: Things I learned from...

Postby sX » Jul 22nd, 2011 at 12:57 am

Wow.. holy hell. Um.. shit, nearly all 80's action movies... gah.. I don't know where to begin. Let's start with some of Uwe Boll's shit..

I'll get back to you. This topic just made me mad though. Damn those movies.
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Re: Things I learned from...

Postby KillerClown » Jul 22nd, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Things I learned from "Pretty much every movie I've ever watched".

1. Quit watching stupid movies and watch shit that's educational/informational.

2. See 1.

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