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Re: Funnies

Postby JayPhat » Jan 2nd, 2010 at 11:24 am

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrevhAkQWiw[/video]
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Re: Funnies

Postby JayPhat » Jan 18th, 2010 at 11:01 pm

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100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

Postby Suck. » Jan 23rd, 2010 at 1:48 am

100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doing about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!"


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Re: Funnies

Postby JayPhat » Jun 12th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kndm4wX3g0&feature=player_embedded[/video]
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Re: Funnies

Postby Timmy » Jun 16th, 2010 at 9:54 am

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgbYnNAbSM[/video]


I want one!



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Re: Funnies

Postby Catharsys » Jun 17th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Its trying to look like a cat on the 2nd one?

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Re: Funnies

Postby Timmy » Jun 18th, 2010 at 12:21 am

Dunno, but a cat wouldn't be much threat to an Eagle Owl, According to info I read on the White-faced Scops (what the little guy is) it's trying to look like a tree branch so it's not seen as food.


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Re: Funnies

Postby sX » Jun 18th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

You know what your problem is? You put the pussy on the pedestal.
(o )^( o) Tetas.

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Re: Funnies

Postby JayPhat » Jun 22nd, 2010 at 4:15 pm

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Re: Funnies

Postby K2 » Jun 22nd, 2010 at 5:22 pm

JayPhat wrote:http://www.barnorama.com/wtf-star-wars-costumes/


The 'female' star trooper was disturbing...

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Re: Funnies

Postby K2 » Jun 22nd, 2010 at 6:09 pm

[video]http://www.hulu.com/watch/4175/saturday-night-live-mr-peepers[/video]

Mr. Peepers!!

FYI - you can now embed Hulu videos here, just use the link to it as-is. Also, I am noticing that Hulu vid playback under IE8 w/ Adobe Flash 10.1 is sluggish as hell and uses 50= % CPU. Under Firefox it's much smoother and uses maybe half that CPU-wise. Hrm.

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Re: Funnies

Postby Best_predator » Jul 19th, 2010 at 2:38 am

Sneaky bastard...
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Re: Funnies

Postby K2 » Nov 23rd, 2010 at 9:38 am

Just made this thread a sticky!

Sam Kinison!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVmiHPG-028[/video]

Go to youtube to see parts 2 thru 5.

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Re: Funnies

Postby Timmy » Nov 23rd, 2010 at 9:41 am

Saw Sam back in the day, too damn funny. All the good comics die and we're left with shit like Seinfeld, and Dennis (I made my career ripping off Dan Hicks) Leary.



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Re: Funnies

Postby K2 » Nov 23rd, 2010 at 10:38 am

No kidding :( However, we got a few good ones still. I like Pablo Francisco also, this is a clip from my favorite stand-up video of his...

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgrMi7KgNW8[/video]

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Re: Funnies

Postby JayPhat » Nov 23rd, 2010 at 5:07 pm

K2 wrote:Just made this thread a sticky!

Sam Kinison!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVmiHPG-028[/video]

Go to youtube to see parts 2 thru 5.


Best clip I have ever heard of his was where he was talking to a Marine whos girl had just left him for another man, and Sam called the girls phone number, in front of 4000+ people and called her a lying, cheating, whore!
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