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Postby Suck. » Mar 10th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

Post your funnies here.

I'll start off with a couple I recently came across...
Carmina Burana, alternate lyrics
3 Inches of Bloodsport

And a classic...
Banana Phone


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Postby Best_predator » Mar 11th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

I thought Carmina Burna is funny as hell


Here's couple I found the other day...

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLng0lh70eI&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPvW2iiwvns&feature=player_embedded[/video]
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Postby JayPhat » Mar 12th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

I found this to be teh funnay. Mostly because it explains why the hippies loved this show so damn much

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUA35XQxxw8&feature=player_embedded[/video]
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Postby Best_predator » Mar 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Suck. wrote:who loves the chocolate?


-Grant.


poor stoners...
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Postby JayPhat » Mar 27th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

Spank the Monkey

EDIT: I got a high of 527. Dunno how I did it, but I did.
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Postby Suck. » Apr 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

:shock: :oops: :lol:

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3quMz-EAThw&feature=player_embedded[/video]

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Postby Best_predator » Apr 4th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

roflcakes
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Postby KillerClown » May 27th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

JayPhat wrote:Spank the Monkey

EDIT: I got a high of 527. Dunno how I did it, but I did.



lol, got 689 :P
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Postby Suck. » Jun 23rd, 2008 at 6:55 am

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WTJ2tGhJl4&feature=player_embedded[/video]

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Postby corbin » Jun 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am

that was just weird grant. but i guess you like dudes in diapers and wigs. right up your "alley" i suppose.




















































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Postby sX » Jun 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm

I agree with the previous comment above.

I hope you were under some sort of influence when you posted this and giving the time is 4 AM.

God have mercy on your soul.

Sick bastard..

*cries*

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Postby JayPhat » Jun 27th, 2008 at 11:45 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh18oFm4aEA&feature=player_embedded[/video]
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Postby JayPhat » Jun 30th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

I am not using code for this, just posting it.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQ7RkyBoBc[/video]
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Postby Suck. » Jul 5th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

I can't believe I just wasted 10 minutes of my life on that. I kept expecting it to be funny at some point, but funny never came. Worthless.


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Postby Timmy » Jul 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

The Cherub was funny, sX doesn't like it because it brings out his repressed homosexual tendencies.


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Postby Suck. » Sep 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4kuD7-FiTk&feature=player_embedded[/video]

-Grant.

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Postby sX » Sep 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm

I still think 3 inches of bloodsport is GREAT.

I have nothing but black racist jokes.

That's all. Not my fault Texas is so racist.

Jerks.. *hehe*

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Postby Suck. » Oct 15th, 2008 at 1:18 am

Palin as president

Be sure to check out the "stock" ticker on the monitor. Classic.


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Postby Suck. » Nov 27th, 2008 at 1:16 am

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc&feature=player_embedded[/video]

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Postby Suck. » Nov 27th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

A man and his son were talking about sex.

The son asked his father, "dad, what does a vagina look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son. "Well, what about after sex?"

His dad replied, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"



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