New force being sent to Iraq

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N2itivX
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New force being sent to Iraq

Postby N2itivX » Aug 10th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

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These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste like chicken.

4 They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

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Postby Burzum » Aug 11th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

They need a bigger truck :/
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