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Postby Catalyst22 » Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:04 pm

I think he was putting in a sign directing traffic to the glory hole.


http://abcnews.go.com/International/wir ... id=2133008
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Postby EatMoreLead » Jun 30th, 2006 at 10:13 pm

:idea:
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Postby Catalyst22 » Jul 1st, 2006 at 12:05 am

This is one of those storys that make you think "Well maybe the US isn't the only place in the world that crazy shit like this happens". It gives me a warm fuzy to know a Pakistani man shoved a light bulb up his ass... Thats pretty f'd up... especially since it makes my nipples hard.
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Postby EatMoreLead » Jul 1st, 2006 at 12:15 am

rumor has it it was just a night light bulb, those things go in and out easy, it is the 300 watt security light bulbs that are a bitch...
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Postby Jahiliyya » Jul 1st, 2006 at 12:47 am

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Postby Best_predator » Jul 1st, 2006 at 4:46 am

EatMoreLead wrote:rumor has it it was just a night light bulb, those things go in and out easy, it is the 300 watt security light bulbs that are a bitch...


Sounds like you speak experience.
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Postby KillerClown » Jul 1st, 2006 at 5:12 am

When it comes to lightbulbs and anuses, experience doesn't even begin to describe EML's knowledge.
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Postby EatMoreLead » Jul 1st, 2006 at 1:01 pm

:idea: :shock: :idea:
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Postby G$ » Jul 2nd, 2006 at 9:27 am

Yeah - that happens to me all the time. Seriously. I pull lightbulbs from my ass all the time. They just appear there. Something about letting my light shine in dark places and all.

Thanks for shedding a little light on the subject cat.

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Postby Suck. » Jul 2nd, 2006 at 1:50 pm

Apparently his cell mate misheard him when he said, "Fuck making moonshine, I want a Bud Light."


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Postby Catalyst22 » Jul 2nd, 2006 at 3:49 pm

Suck. wrote:Apparently his cell mate misheard him when he said, "Fuck making moonshine, I want a Bud Light."


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Postby Burzum » Jul 2nd, 2006 at 4:02 pm

How do you not wake up if someone is shoving something up your butt. He did it to himself for sure.
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Postby sohpriest » Jul 2nd, 2006 at 4:18 pm

I once had a patient with a vibrator up his butt for several days. The batteries had died. He left when we were not looking because the surgeon said he would need to operate. We also had a guy with a class ring on his penis.........Twice. ER is the greatest
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Postby EatMoreLead » Jul 2nd, 2006 at 4:26 pm

I feel sorry for the ring guy - not bragging but no ring would fit around my penis even when limp.
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Postby G$ » Jul 3rd, 2006 at 6:32 pm

Reminds me of an incident I heard of while serving in the French Foreign Legion. A rather effeminate lad in the brigade appeared at the medical tent after returning from leave. When questioned about his reason for being there he sheepishly admitted that he had a vibrator lodged in his rectum. The doctor had him lay down and told the patient that he would have the foreign object removed momentarily, at which the young lad replied "I didn't want it removed, I just wanted a fresh set of batteries".


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