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Postby Burzum » Apr 17th, 2006 at 1:56 pm

A New Mexico State Trooper pulled a car over on I-25 about 2 miles south
of the New Mexico/Colorado state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver
answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to
Albuquerque to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want
to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
car and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit
them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the
performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's
no way in hell I can pass that test."
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Postby Best_predator » Apr 17th, 2006 at 2:03 pm

poop
Sneaky bastard...
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Postby Jahiliyya » Apr 17th, 2006 at 2:15 pm

Burz got jokes.
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Postby b0ba » Apr 17th, 2006 at 3:21 pm

lol...keep them comin bro i like to laugh

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Postby rekloose-[PUPPY] » Apr 17th, 2006 at 5:11 pm

what was the point of making the drunk a vato?

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Postby Jeng » Apr 17th, 2006 at 5:41 pm

rekloose-[PUPPY] wrote:what was the point of making the drunk a vato?


Seriously, I mean hell, they just toss their tickets out the window. At least the illegals.
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Postby JayPhat » Apr 17th, 2006 at 10:10 pm

lol
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Postby Catalyst22 » Apr 18th, 2006 at 12:22 am

rekloose-[PUPPY] wrote:what was the point of making the drunk a vato?


Because making him a Christian/Jew/Right Wing Nut Jub/Liberal Pansy has been hammered into the earth. Its about time we get back to the American roots of making fun of working class imigrants.

Key Dukes of Hazard theme song...

besides everyone knows Vato's smell like Old Spice and box wine.
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Postby Burzum » Apr 18th, 2006 at 9:23 am

I don't know what a vato is. I don't write 'em I just post 'em. I'll go ahead and change it to your standard drunk.
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Postby rekloose-[PUPPY] » Apr 18th, 2006 at 10:15 am

a vato is a mexican. how can you be from texas and not know that?

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Postby Burzum » Apr 18th, 2006 at 1:01 pm

I'm not from Texas, but I've visited!

Indiana is my home.
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