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Use the force BTW NSFW

Postby JayPhat » Apr 12th, 2006 at 1:54 am

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The video is safe, but the adds are nude, just dont want anyone in trouble -Nad

http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/d ... e=1&Page=1

Look ma! NO HANDS!!!

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Postby Dylan » Apr 12th, 2006 at 2:09 am

Its not called the force you nerd its called chi. Chinese word for natures energy or something like that.
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Postby Deleted User » Apr 12th, 2006 at 3:50 am

He's teaching the round-eyes the Dem Mak and the power of chi? He'll be haunted by Chinese spirits for sure!
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Postby Deleted User » Apr 12th, 2006 at 3:52 am

NSFW!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Burzum » Apr 12th, 2006 at 1:41 pm

b4nshee wrote:NSFW!!!!!!!!!!


Thank you! I almost clickied at work :oops:
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Postby Sandbox » Apr 12th, 2006 at 8:12 pm

Chi is the kind of thing i'm open to, but would have to see first hand to really believe it.

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Postby Catalyst22 » Apr 12th, 2006 at 8:32 pm

Chi was invented by the Jewish Illuminati prior to WWII. Hitler was attempting to distill the Jewish Chi into a bomb that could be dropped from a muscular carrier pigeon in the Pacific in hopes of causing a hurricane of imense proportions. The pidgeon got side tracked on the way and was eaten by a Japanese soldier in 1998 on a little known island. The soldier not knowing the war was over attempted to attack a Norwegian cruise ship in 2005 and was promptly drown by the boats wake. The pigeon that was carrying the Jewish Chi was released and that is what caused the American Olympic baseball team to lose.
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Postby rekloose-[PUPPY] » Apr 12th, 2006 at 8:38 pm

it's bullshit. they had a expose on this on one of those believe it or not shows ... it was disproved when the sensai (I think it was the same guy) couldn't do it to anyone that wasn't one of his students.

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Postby Sandbox » Apr 12th, 2006 at 8:48 pm

yeah that's what bugs me about the clip, why doesn't he pwn the reporter

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Postby G Zus » Apr 12th, 2006 at 11:10 pm

if it's a hoax, i wonder what they did to get that heart rate n stuff up like that

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Postby Catalyst22 » Apr 13th, 2006 at 12:02 am

you can control your own heart rate without much effort
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Postby Burzum » Apr 13th, 2006 at 8:46 am

Catalyst22 wrote:you can control your own heart rate without much effort

Kind of true. I've been messing around with a blood pressure cuff and made the pulse read a little low or a little high but no more than 10 beats per minute. I think you'd be hard pressed to make your heart start racing without a photo of sX.
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Postby Deleted User » Apr 13th, 2006 at 1:12 pm

Dylan wrote:Its not called the force you nerd its called chi. Chinese word for natures energy or something like that.


QFT, i've heard of master's who were able to break people's bones without even touching them...

chi > all


ps: i do want to see it from my own eyes. however... good point sandbox, why didn't the reporter step it up , would have made it more "believable"
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Postby Best_predator » Apr 13th, 2006 at 3:47 pm

bl0wn wrote:QFT, i've heard of master's who were able to break people's bones without even touching them...


I can make a bone without touchin anything... now thats some cool shit.
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Postby Deleted User » Apr 13th, 2006 at 8:26 pm

me breathing/drooling on it is practically touching it.
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Postby rekloose-[PUPPY] » Apr 13th, 2006 at 8:35 pm

Best_predator wrote:
bl0wn wrote:QFT, i've heard of master's who were able to break people's bones without even touching them...


I can make a bone without touchin anything... now thats some cool shit.


all it takes is your sister walking into the room ...

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Postby Catalyst22 » Apr 13th, 2006 at 9:09 pm

Best_predator wrote:
bl0wn wrote:QFT, i've heard of master's who were able to break people's bones without even touching them...


I can make a bone without touchin anything... now thats some cool shit.


Bones aren't that crooked and flacid...
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Postby JayPhat » Apr 13th, 2006 at 9:14 pm

Puppy is an expert in flacid objects.
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Postby Burzum » Apr 14th, 2006 at 7:42 am

JayPhat wrote:Puppy is an expert in flacid objects.


So is Monica. :twisted:
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Postby Best_predator » Apr 14th, 2006 at 8:44 am

Catalyst22 wrote:
Best_predator wrote:
bl0wn wrote:QFT, i've heard of master's who were able to break people's bones without even touching them...


I can make a bone without touchin anything... now thats some cool shit.


Bones aren't that crooked and flacid...


Im not talkin about your little package.
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Postby Sandbox » Apr 14th, 2006 at 8:51 pm

forget chi, what you guys need is zen :lol:


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