A story with a moral

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A story with a moral

Postby Burzum » Dec 20th, 2005 at 8:45 am

A story with a moral:
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.





God works in mysterious ways.



After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".





Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"



The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see where the evening leads."


Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"



The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them..


*NOW I DONT NESSACERLY AGREE THAT ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL, I JUST FOUND THIS INCIDENT TO BE RATHER FUNNY*
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Postby Keyser Soze » Dec 20th, 2005 at 8:56 am

Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Postby rekloose-[PUPPY] » Dec 20th, 2005 at 8:58 am

not all women are evil.

but they are all fucking crazy.

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Postby Jahiliyya » Dec 20th, 2005 at 9:20 am

rekloose-[PUPPY] wrote:not all women are evil.

but they are all fucking crazy.


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Postby Teufel » Dec 20th, 2005 at 11:11 am

lol so funny. :D
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby monica » Dec 20th, 2005 at 6:31 pm

Burzum wrote:*NOW I DONT NESSACERLY AGREE THAT ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL, I JUST FOUND THIS INCIDENT TO BE RATHER FUNNY*


haha i like how u added that burz.... :P CHICKEN!! j/k


rekloose-[PUPPY] wrote:not all women are evil.

but they are all fucking crazy.

yah, no doubt..... :lol:
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Postby WidowMaker » Dec 20th, 2005 at 7:09 pm

not all women are evil.

but they are all fucking crazy.


I guess I got lucky. My wife rocks.


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Postby EatMoreLead » Dec 20th, 2005 at 7:12 pm

she's a sweetie for sure, say hi for the gang!

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Postby rekloose-[PUPPY] » Dec 20th, 2005 at 7:36 pm

EatMoreLead wrote:say hi for the gang


bang?

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Postby Jahiliyya » Dec 20th, 2005 at 8:13 pm

rekloose-[PUPPY] wrote:
EatMoreLead wrote:say hi for the gang


bang?


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Wow, pup...2 in one thread.
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby Burzum » Dec 22nd, 2005 at 9:04 am

monica wrote:
Burzum wrote:*NOW I DONT NESSACERLY AGREE THAT ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL, I JUST FOUND THIS INCIDENT TO BE RATHER FUNNY*


haha i like how u added that burz.... :P CHICKEN!! j/k


rekloose-[PUPPY] wrote:not all women are evil.

but they are all fucking crazy.

yah, no doubt..... :lol:


Actually that came with it...I decided to leave the message intact to preserve the artist's original intent.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


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