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You know you're a CS:S player if...

Postby LeoPawnz » Apr 8th, 2005 at 3:03 pm

...you kill a coworker and wait for the announcer to say "hostage down!"

...you attempt to jump off a really high building and land in a small puddle.

...you blame your doctor for bad console damage reporting.

...you use cl_crosshairscale instead of glasses or contacts.

...you use a knife to catch up to the bus.

...you've lost a leg and an arm but think you're fine because you still have 1% health.
not your average pawn...
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Postby Burzum » Apr 8th, 2005 at 3:14 pm

lol
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Postby Best_predator » Apr 8th, 2005 at 3:31 pm

haha funny stuff

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Postby Catalyst22 » Apr 8th, 2005 at 3:37 pm

I was walking around work with a friend a couple years ago. We passed one of those high wall air conditioning vents. He told me he had the uncontrollable urge to shoot a couple of rounds into it to make sure uper management was inside waiting to pounce.
“When you have the facts on your side, argue the facts. When you have the law on your side, argue the law. When neither is on your side, change the subject and question the motives of the opposition.â€

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Postby JayPhat » Apr 8th, 2005 at 10:37 pm

I am still waiting on a co-worker to finish building his Wal-Mart map for CS. It will roX!
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Postby LeoPawnz » Apr 8th, 2005 at 10:58 pm

anyone else have any more?
not your average pawn...
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BFBC2 - AndoRando (level 50 F2000 specialist)
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Postby Deleted User » Apr 8th, 2005 at 11:16 pm

....when ur with friends and instea dof saying yes or yea u say affirmative or roger that... no joke...done it today
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Postby ender*(gayless) » Apr 8th, 2005 at 11:29 pm

when your roommate hears you screaming BULLSHIT HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN at your screen at 5am

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Postby Best_predator » Apr 8th, 2005 at 11:43 pm

...when a girl is givin u a blowjob ure givin urself credit for gettin a headshot :O

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Postby Suck. » Apr 8th, 2005 at 11:55 pm

Best_predator wrote:...when a girl is givin u a blowjob ure givin urself credit for gettin a headshot :O

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Too fuckin' funny man. Good shit!

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Postby Mouser » Apr 9th, 2005 at 12:34 am

....you refer to your apartment as "T spawn"
....refer to your mailman as "lag", because he only delivers packets once a day
....try to use the rebuy command at the grocery store
....object in court on the basis that the prosecution is haxxing
....read stats and rank in a eulogy
....bait elderly ladies crossing the road

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Postby b0ba » Apr 9th, 2005 at 1:23 am

...make a thread on a messageboard about knowing you're a cs:s player IF...

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Postby Suck. » Apr 9th, 2005 at 2:28 am

Mouser wrote:....object in court on the basis that the prosecution is haxxing
....bait elderly ladies crossing the road

Nice. :lol:

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Postby CyberPitz » Apr 9th, 2005 at 4:41 am

JayPhat wrote:I am still waiting on a co-worker to finish building his Wal-Mart map for CS. It will roX!

There are already a few versions out for CS....is he remaking them for CSS? If so, that might be cool. "SHOOT THE TVs ACROSS THE STORE THE FASTEST!"

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Postby Deleted User » Apr 9th, 2005 at 7:56 pm

.....you have ever made an excuse not to go out with the buddies so you can stay at home and pwn and get shit faced.

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Postby Deleted User » Apr 9th, 2005 at 8:14 pm

...when a slower driver is in front of you, you yell:

"DRIVE WITH YOUR KNIFE OUT"

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Postby K2 » Apr 9th, 2005 at 9:24 pm

... when you're firing your M4 at the range and blame the 'shitty netcode' because you couldnt hit your target.

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Postby Best_predator » Apr 9th, 2005 at 11:04 pm

^^^
^^^
lol, u and ur m4

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Postby JayPhat » Apr 11th, 2005 at 2:19 pm

CTD wrote:...when a slower driver is in front of you, you yell:

"DRIVE WITH YOUR KNIFE OUT"


I am doing that tonight when I got to get my wife from work.....
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Postby Mouser » Apr 11th, 2005 at 2:37 pm

....you go to the steam forum and copy and paste other people's quotes for this post :shock:


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